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z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

Fox and Friends: Obamacare and Climate Change (x)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

cozyqueen:

I am having a heart attack

cozyqueen:

I am having a heart attack